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As Canary Palms die off throughout Southern California from the South American Palm Weevil, the best immune replacement of all to approximate the scale and grandeur of the Canary Palm is the South American Royal Palm also known as the Caribbean Royal Palm or more specifically by Latin name, Roystonia oleraceae. If interested in this or any other, please call our sales manager Kyle at 510-332-4212.

This is a detailed response to a Yelp review that really irked me. The customer is always right unless the customer is wrong and in this case the only thing the customer might be right about is the assertion that his tree hasn't fruited YET. But somehow this customer is insinuating that I am selling trees that do not fruit on purpose. This is ridiculous. Here is what the customer stated and you can watch the video and read all the responses and decide upon your own, whether I am truly in the business of selling avocado trees that do not fruit. I will not take a knee to such an assertion after dedicating my entire life to serving the public in their pursuit of creating paradise and making the world a much greener place, and in this case, a much more fruitful place. "Bought the largest fuerte tree available a few years ago, I also paid to have it shipped and planted (over $1300 for the tree and delivery/planting) thinking the nursery would know best, 4 years later the tree hasn't produced one fruit and doesnt even flower, the tree is about 12ft high, don't be fooled when purchasing. The only follow up I have from the owner is to continue waiting."

Meet my new buddy, Todd. I could tell from the moment he called me he was going to be a character, and he delivered. Not only was he fun, he had his own TV show on Spike network called  “America’s Worst Tenants” where he had the joyful job of evicting them. Check out this eviction he did from a boat: https://youtu.be/yf7BpCPv4Ec?si=QWhlN9ZipTHpiciJ You better pay your rent, or Todd is coming!